Thursday, March 08, 2007

Two out of Four ain't bad, but it ain't good either.

WHAT JUDGE JRU LEARNED ABOUT AMERICA BY WATCHING THE THIRD ELIMINATION EPISODE OF THE IDOL 6

America hates curly haired girls with flat vocals.



America hates laid back sexy dudes who make bad song choices.



America hates pretty girls that take inordinate amounts of scandalous Facebook and MySpace photos.



America hates men with disgusting patches of chin pubes.




Seeya Sabrina! Seeya Jared! Seeya Antonella! Seeya Sundance!



We'll kinda sorta miss you, Sabrina. And you too, Jared. But we won't miss the other two. Like at all.

28 Comments:

Anonymous Idolfan said...

I'm so glad about all of these but Sabrina. I was wrong on two of my predictions. . I thought Jared would make it and Phil Stacey would bite the bullet. Not that I liked Jared, I just thought that America would vote for the sexy dude. I also thought that Haley Scarnato would get dumped instead of Sabrina Sloan. . . But I guess that crack about not remembering her name got the kids to the phones. I think she got robbed. . She wasn't that flat!

6:25 PM  
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I Think Sabrina was hot. She is going to be missed.

11:49 PM  
Blogger Kyle said...

PEOPLE- STOP VOTING FOR SANJAYA!

5:42 AM  
Blogger kjl said...

Seriously, WHO is voting for Sanjaya! It's killing me! I think while Sabrina deserved to stay on ahead of some of the guys (Sanjaya, Brandon, Phil and maybe others), Haley has got a beautiful voice. I just think she's not very marketable because she chooses cheesy songs. I think that's why Simon despises her. I also think that's why America voted for her...you can't help but feel bad for her when Simon is so downright and unjustifiably rude!

6:23 AM  
Blogger carmencab said...

Finally! Antonella is gone. Yayyyyyy

7:44 AM  
Blogger Kyle said...

i agree with you carmencab--thank god no more slutty ant a HELL-A

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Blogger carmencab said...

no kidding! nothing against most hoebags, but I really can't stand innocent-acting hoebags!

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