Wednesday, March 07, 2007

How do you spell woman? M-E-L-I-N-D-A.


1) Jordin Sparks ('Heartbreaker,' by Pat Benetar -- Loves Football.) - I originally thought Jordin was a poor man's Lisa Tucker. Then, I thought Lisa Tucker was a poor man's Jordin Sparks.


I think Jordin Sparks is simply too young. Too Fresh. And too new.

2) Sabrina Sloan ('Don't Let Go,' by En Vogue -- Wanted to be the next Katie Couric/Ryan Seacrest.) - Sabrina's hair is very curly.

And her vocals? Not so curly.

In actuality, she was pretty darn flat.

3) Antonella Barba ('Put Your Records On,' by Corinne Bailey Rae -- Plays the violin.) - Girl! Turn your record off!

I'll also tell you my favorite song. It's any song that you're not singing.

4) Haley Scarnato ('If My Heart Had Wings,' by Faith Hill -- Used to be a gymnast until she broke herself.) - I didn't even bother paying attention during Haley's performance, because she's a total goner.

5) Stephanie Edwards ('Sweet Things,' by Rufus & Chaka Khan -- Used to be shy.) - I enjoy the Stephanie Edwards, but unfortunately I did not enjoy her performance. She was pitchy with a capital P.

6) LaKisha Jones ('I Have Nothing,' by Whitney Houston -- Terrified of animals. All of them.) - Best Idol-related "I Have Nothing" performance ever.

And that's saying something, because there's a lot of them.

A lot.

7) Gina Glocksen ('Call Me When You're Sober,' by Evanescence -- Has a lot of good luck charms.) - Eh.

I know Amy Lee, Gina.

And Madam Glocksen?

You are no Amy Lee.

8) Melinda 'The Timid Titmouse' Doolittle ('I Am Woman,' by Peggy Lee -- Has OCD.) - Simply Brilliant.

If I never see another Idol performance again, I will die a happy Idol fan. Melinda has fulfilled my every Idol hope. My every Idol wish. My every Idol dream.

She is an Idol non-Kelly Clarkson/Frenchie Davis form.

judge jru votes

Melinda. Melinda. Melinda. Melinda. LaKisha. Melinda. Melinda. Melinda. Melinda. Melinda. LaKisha.




judge jru predicts

I would love to say Antonella is gonna go, but her tone deaf ass isn't going anywhere.

It's gonna be Haley. And either Sabrina or Stephanie.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate to agree but I do think "Miss somebody put my pics up after I took them down from myspace" crappy singer, is going to stay and we will lose someone who can really sing in her place..that sucks! oh yeah, and Haley is gone.

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