Thursday, November 30, 2006

Who can turn that frown upside down?

Fantasia can!

I had a rough day at work, but I arrived home, powered up my computer to read the internet before bed, and came across two 'Tasia related bits that made me veryvery happy.

1) Her ridiculously amazing new album cover.

2) Her fantasically awesome new video for her soon-to-be hit single, "Hood Boy."

Now I didn't care for this song the first few times I heard it, but when I saw Fantasia with THAT hair...well...I reconsidered.

And now, I'm in love.

(Video via PopWatch)

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

How do you spell lame idiot?

T-A-Y-L-O-R H-I-C-K-S!

Apparently he's done with the Idol.

And after listening to his latest batch of new songs, I'm done with him.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Ruben hates sausage parties

Taking a page from the Carrie Underwood playbook, Ruben Studdard has come out as a vegetarian in US Weekly.


Are you there Ruben? It's me, judge jru.

I've got something to tell you...

Even though it's very impressive that you lost a whole bunch o' will never be named the world's sexiest vegetarian.

It may be a disappointing to hear this bit of info right now, but have faith that you'll get past it...just go eat away your sorrows at Burger King. I hear they sell a Veggie Burger there that is "off the chain."

(Story via Popwatch)

Monday, November 27, 2006

I won't eat your lies!

Under normal circumstances, I would probably post THIS STORY and call McPhee some terrible McWhore.

But considering the fact that I just saw McPhee and her significantly older boyfriend looking very couple-y together last weekend...I find news of this new coupling extremely doubtful...

Frankly, I'm betting that this whole story is just a pack of McLies.

("Story" via ONTD)

Sunday, November 26, 2006

QUESTION: Who does America love more than Jay-Z?


(As seen on the iTunes Music Store on Sunday, November 26, 2006.)

Clarkson is my dawg, yo!

"You need to just walk away like Kelly Clarkson."

Best. Rap. Lyric. Ever?

It can be located at the 00:25 mark in "You Know I'm No Good (Remix)" - Ghostface Killah & Amy Winehouse.

(song via Idolator)

Saturday, November 25, 2006

It's supposed to be HER B'day!

According to gossip website, Media Take Out, Beyonce and her parental units are all kinds of upset at Jennifer Hudson...for..."outshining" Beyonce in the upcoming film, "Dreamgirls."

CLICK HERE to read the full "it's so ridiculous that it has to be true" story.

(story/link via ONTD)

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Giving Thanks

Since today is a day of giving "thanks," I thought I'd share some things I'm thankful for...

1. The ludicrous genius of the Kelly Ripa vs. Rosie (plus/minus Clay) controversy.

2. The existence of Kelly Clarkson.

3. The time when DeNoNo met Carly Patterson.

4. B-A-B-Y M-A-M-A

5. Carrie Underwood's AMA performance outfit on GFY.

6. The best blog ever, FourFour (for giving me the inspiration to give "thanks").

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

The Best Thing That Ever Happened

As my "faithful" reader know, I love the Clarkson. I love her more than I should. I love everything about her. In fact, I didn't think it was possible to love her more.

And then THIS happens...

That's the Clarkson with Mike Watt.

As in THE Mike Watt (aka: one of the coolest bass players that ever lived).

("judge jru's desperate attempt to seem hip" side note: In my non-Idol related hours, I'd like to think that I have relatively cool CD collection. And that collection includes a fIREHOSE album and two Mike Watt solo albums.)

And not only is the Clarkson willing to pose for a picture with Mike Watt...SANS makeup...she is also having him "lay down some tracks" on her new album.

For reals.

And'll have to excuse me...I've gotta go clean up this mess in my pants.


In case you're curious why I'm SO excited, take a listen to this...

Pretty hip, eh?

(Story via Stereogum)

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Claygate -- Cont'd Cont'd

Best Celebrity/Idol duo ever?

(Video via ONTD)

Claygate -- Cont'd

Kelly Ripa is Homophobe???

Really Rosie?


And before I go, I have more thing I need to Sherry Shepherd (the woman who is not Joy or Elisabeth)...

Dear Sherry Shepherd,

I think I love you.

I want to have 1000 of your babies.

judge jru

(Video via Towleroad)

Clay Aiken is an Inappropriate Bitch

Even Kelly Ripa thinks it's true!

When a woman prefers the hands of Regis to yours...well, you've got a problem.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Homo Alert : Dreamgirls Edition

Apparently, I'm not the only homo who is obsessed by that "Dreamgirls" movie...

Towleroad saw it and loved it.

And Oprah agrees that it "defines what sensational is."

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Who's That Gurl?

So yesterday, I stopped by the infamous Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf on Fairfax & Sunset to pick up my verygay favorite drink (Black Forrest Ice Blended, No Sugar Added, No Whipped Cream).

On my way into the store, I passed by this skinny overly made-up girl that I knew was "somebody," but I just wasn't sure which "somebody" she was.

BUT then, I saw him...this older semi-cute gentleman...

I saw him smile at his girlfriend (the skinny overly made-up girl standing outside, holding a teeny tiny chihuahua)...which meant that...the girl's name was...

...Katharine McPhee.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

The Scales Never Die

The cast of the FIFTH season of VH1's hit celebreality weight loss series has just been announced.

The cast is a veritable who's who of celebrity wannabes and has-beens (i.e.: Tiffany, Maureen McCormack, Ross "The Itern", Dustin Diamond)...AND the Idol 2's very own Kimberley Locke.

Is it wrong that it makes me sad that my Kimberley has been reduced to playing second fiddle to ANT??? know it's true!

Look who's transcendent now?

That's my J-Hud!!!

Friday, November 17, 2006

Just Awesome

I don't need to say anything here... I?

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Margaret is the NEW Darin

Meet Norwegian Idol 2004 runner-up, Margaret Berger.

Hear Margaret Berger.

Love Margaret Berger.

(Song via Into the Groove)

Tuesday, November 14, 2006


I might have had the worst week known to mankind this past week (car got totalled, flight got cancelled, etc.)...hence the lack of posts.

I don't know if G-d hates me right now, but instead of taking the time to look inwards...I'm blaming everything on this beotch...

Her lameness
just hurts my insides.

And my outsides.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Is it so wrong...

...that I'm ever-so-slightly excited by the idea of watching Kellie Pickler in a craptacular FOX sitcom each and every week?



Something is wrong with me.

Send help.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

The Fedorov returns to the public spolight... Carrie Underwood's date to the Country Music Awards!

Are Carrie and Anthony the NEW Reese and Ryan?

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Have you heard...

...the new song clips that Nickelback just released on AOL Music?

CLICK HERE to rawk out!

Oh wait...

Those weren't Nickelback songs!

They were sung by this guy...

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Coming To A Theater Near You...

...the sequel you never asked for...

...starring the Idol's very own verygay Jim Verraros... going to be released in theaters starting November 22nd.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

My Boy is Back!

My favorite Swedish Idol runner-up is back y'all! With a brand new single and video!

And it's called "Perfect."


Now as you may or...let's be probably don't remember this dude that I blogged about over a year ago, so here's a little refresher course:
  • His name is Darin.
  • He is of Kurdish descent.
  • He came in second on "Swedish Idol 2004."
  • He released a couple of songs that have been in continuous rotation on the "workout" mix on my iPod.
And now...he's ready to take the next step with this little ditty about a lady friend of his who is..."perfect." maybe this song isn't one of Darin's best, but even so...a mediocre Darin single is still better than almost anything the boys of American Idol have released.

AND as an added bonus for my faithful readers, I've decided to include a couple of my favorite cheesetastic Darin tracks for you to enjoy.

Hope you like 'em!

I know I have.

(Song and Video via Catchy Tunes of Sweden)

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

"Celebrity" Duets : Idol Edition

My homey Mandel just alerted me to the fact that the one and only Jennifer Hudson is featured on a hot new a hot artist...



The "hot" album is entitled "Bat Out of Hell 3 - The Monster Is Loose" and the "hot" artist is this guy...

But you know what?

The whole thing is still wicked awesome.

And it's a thousand times better than this disastrophe...