Wednesday, July 26, 2006

BIG Elliott Yamin News

According to one of the members of the ONTD community, Elliott Yamin has been dating a "LA" model by the name of Jamie Paetz.

She's very pretty in a bland and boring kind of way.





And just in case you are wondering whether this alleged relationship is all hubris and hearsay, check out these pics of Elliott and Jaime...standing next to each other!





The post goes on to mention Elliott's pre-Idol ex...and how she slept with him when he was in Virginia for his Top 3 Idol "homecoming."

According to this former ladyfriend of Mister Yamin, the little Elliott is...uh...three inches short of a footlong hotdog.

CLICK HERE to read the full "story."

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I apologize to all of you out there that didn't want to know the size of Elliott Yamin's penis, but it's late and have no one to share it with who cares, so I'm sharing it with you.

Hope you don't mind.

xo,
judge jru

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently Ms.Paetz is a notorious LA scenester/ groupie. She has reportedly been linked to trying to romance DJ AM while dating Nicole Richie as well as been married to Korn guitarist. Rob Patterson, and Marilyn Manson member "zimmie" She also dated male model matt felker (britney spears toxic) Ms. Paetz was reportedly cheating on her live in boyfriend at the time. A Los Angeles based model named Wes Oakerson while romancing Elliot.
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2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

didn't find any links to her and DJ AM

found out she was married to Rob Patterson when he was still in Vanilla Ice. LOL.

Zimmie looked like a woman. I didn't find any information on them dating.

Matt Felkner looks like a deformed test tube baby gone wrong, I hope she didn't date him.

too bad for Wes Oakerson

I think Elliot and Jamie look good together and should forget about their ugly ex's. LOL

10:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As far as Wes Oakerson Jaime's ex live in boyfriend, don't feel sorry for him, he is HOT!and has a great body and a great mind. She's a user and a loser. a case of bad genes.

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TALKING TO JAMIE FOR 5 MINUTES IS LIKE 10 PEOPLE RUNNING THEIR FINGERS ACROSS A CHALK BOARD. ONCE HEARD HER SAY SHE SPEAKS GERMAN BECAUSE SOME GUY SHE USED TO SLEEP WITH(SHE GETS AROUND)SPOKE YIDDISH. NOT A BRIGHT ONE. SHE REALLY IS NOT GOOD LOOKING BUT SEE HER WITHOUT ALL THAT MODEL MAKEUP AND SHE LOOKS EVEN WORSE. SHE HAS AS MUCH BRAIN POWER AS THE THIRD GRADER IN THE BACK OF THE CLASS SNIFFING GLUE. HER EX IS ALREADY INTO BETTER THINGS. WITH A LOT LESS BAGGAGE.

7:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

umm have you seen any real pics of matt felkner. He's like one of the biggest models in the world. He's beautiful. Like crazy beautiful
http://www.hunkymalecelebs.com/matt_felker/

12:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ms. Paetz doesn't seem like the brightest crayon in the box. Seems like an opportunist to me. I never heard of her until she started dating Elliott. I hope he wises up soon before it's too late.

7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They don't look good together. Something is wrong with this...bad vibes. Elliot needs a nice girl with a good backround who will love him for who he is. NOT someone who appears to have a questionable motive...user?????? For Elliot's sake I hope not.

12:42 AM  
Anonymous Annie said...

I grew up next door to Jamie Paetz & her sister Jillian back in Michigan. I used to think she was really cool. We used to sing to Debbie Gibson and Tiffany, she taught me how to crack my knuckles, and slept over almost every night because her mother was always out with a different guy.

5:35 AM  

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