Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Chris Daughtry is the NEW Tamyra (or LaToya)

WHAT JUDGE JRU LEARNED ABOUT AMERICA BY WATCHING THE TWELFTH ELIMINATION EPISODE OF THE IDOL 5

America hates hot talented young stepfathers who sound just like the lead singer of FUEL.



Bye Chris!



I'll miss you most of all!


Lucky Bitch of the Night
(aka: the other person in the bottom two)

Katharine McPhee.

Hi...you're the new, slightly more talented Jasmine Trias/Nikki McKibbin!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Chuckles said...

The ghosts of Tamyra and LaToya London have a new friend to play with.

Chris Daughtry leaves tonight, sure. Dialidol.com predicts the results again. But Why? A couple of possibiilities:

LaToya and Tamyra said before they were voted off that they were comfortable with what their future held. BANG! They're gone. America saw them as already having a future outside Idol.

Or:

Chris's fans got complacent and didn't vote.
Elliott & Kat's fans stepped it up, and Taylor's folks, who had been expected to sit back on a week Taylor-made for Mr. Hicks didn't sit on their hands.

Don't cry for Chris. He's been given the chance to either get a solo album started early with 19 Entertainment, or, if Simon & Clive are on crack, they'll let Chris sign with a real company & have him in the top 40 by September.

So: who will benefit from Chris going away? I believe everyone BUT Kat. This means Taylor Hicks will be the next American Idol unless he eats too many peanut & banana sandwiches between now & May 23rd.

One last thought - Elliott last night looked like the negative from a picture of Sammy Davis Jr. in Vegas. He reminds me of him - except Elliott CAN'T dance, has a vibrator vibrato from hell, and needs an extreme dental makeover on ABC.

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to know what everyone of you stupid son of bitches were thinking by kicking off Chris......just in case you didnt kno he the only one wit pure talent, your gonna kick him off over a dumb slut, a crack addict old man an Elf boy what kinda of final 3 is that??? wtf is wrong with America??......or is the damn show riged for the dumb bitch to win??......just in case you dumb bitches didnt know the show isnt over yet an you just voted off the winner the only one that desreves to win now thanks to all you dumb fucks that didnt vote for Chris America is left with another worthless American Idol.......an now there no need to watch the show anymore......I'm laugh when Chris's CD out sells more an has more number 1 hits then all 3 of those sorry fuckers that are left all i got to say is good luck Taylor even thou he dont desvre it either but oh well I aint watchin it so who cares its pointless when the winnwe just left.....but thats ok I'll be 1st in line to buy his CD an I promise all of you fagits it will sell more an be more popular than anyone of those 3 that are somehow left there, just wait and see.....i'll never forget you Chris your an AWESOME person!!!with great values, you have made wanna get into music and do alot with my life.....never said this ever before in my life but im going to now....for the 1st time i can say i have role model....CHRIS DAUGHTRY!!!!
-In Honor of-
CHRIS DAUGHTRY
THE ONLY TRUE AMERICAN IDOL

-Chris's Number 1 Fan-

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are you calling dumb? Maybe you should try spell check before you submit a comment. And Chris, while he is a good singer, needed a reality check. His arrogance and cocky attitude is what got him booted off the show last night!

8:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, i agree - i do believe that "fagits" is actually "faggots" but that's just me.

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just signed a petition at http://www.petitiononline.com/ChrisD06/petition.html to get a recount of Chris' votes. Please help Chris out!! He deserves to be back!!!

2:57 PM  
Blogger dale said...

A recount? What makes you think they counted anything in the first place?

5:43 AM  

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