Wednesday, April 19, 2006

That's All Folks!

WHAT JUDGE JRU LEARNED ABOUT AMERICAN FROM WATCHING THE NINTH ELIMINATON EPISODE OF THE IDOL 5

America hates pretty boys with a bare minimum of actual vocal talent.



Bye Ace!



We'll miss your arms!


THE TWO THAT BETTER SHAPE UP NEXT WEEK
(aka: the other two in the bottom three)


Paris and Chris.

PLEASE be careful guys!

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kellie is STILL on this show? Worst. Season. Ever.

7:50 PM  
Anonymous Elliot's #1 Fan said...

It's about damn time pretty boy gets kicked off. I'm also extrememly happy that Elliot finally got out of the bottom three. GO ELLIOT!!!

10:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe this...Kellie herself said she did bad and "butchered" the song...I don't get it! We all knew she wasn't going to leave the show, but she should have been in the bottom 3 at the very least! Seriously! Paris, who was probably one of the BEST that night, was there and she wasn't. How was that possible!? Kellie was HORRIBLE! I couldn't even bear to listen to her. America! What has gotten into you?! Please..please..Vote based on talent and singing capability. Clearly, by the looks of it, Kellie can sing...but just not as good as other contestants around.

2:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefered Kellie's version better than Chris or Ace... But she should have traded spots with Paris for this week.

6:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What more proof do you need to see that this thing is all set up... Kellie gives one of the worst performances of the season, and Simon says "It wasn't great." Who out there really believes that she wasn't in the bottom three? But the powers that be wanted to send a "wake up" message to fans of Paris and Chris that they're not calling enough. Everyone gets put in the "reject pile" at least once a season to try and wake up the fan base. Kellie will be getting the boot soon enough (too much of a Carrie Underwear clone) as the final three will most likely be Chris, Taylor and Paris.

7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Everyone gets put in the "reject pile" at least once a season to try and wake up the fan base."

Clay Aiken never was, but then again, if reports are true, he was so far ahead of everyone else the entire season(which makes you think once again "how did he lose?"), there was no reason to wake his audience up.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Katharine Mcphee is a big fake. Kellie PickleDick is a $2.00 whore. Elliot sleeps with sheep... Baaaa. Chris is married to an old fat bat. Taylor Hicks used to be a cokehead. This is the best Fuck'in season ever.

1:54 PM  

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