Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Bucky Goes Bye-Bye!

WHAT JUDGE JRU LEARNED ABOUT AMERICAN BY WATCHING THE EIGHTH ELIMINATION EPISODE OF THE IDOL 5

America hates country-rock boys that are GIANT hicks that refuse to enunciate.



Bye Bucky! We won't miss you, because we didn't really want you around in the first place!



See ya!


THE TWO THE BETTER SHAPE UP NEXT WEEK
(aka: the other two in the bottom three)

Ace and Elliott.

Careful!


And while we're at it...can someone please tell me how the Country Slut has managed to avoid capture week after week?

Seriously!

I need to know her secret!


And don't tell me it's all Vote For the Worst's fault...I refuse to believe that they have such a giant active voting population. Bitched up, jaded slackers that watch the Idol don't vote...even if they say they do.

Swear.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kellie sticks around because every red-blooded American male fantasizes about jumping her. How can anyone beat that? Plus, she can sing.

5:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll agree with your theory, anonymous, except for one point. Kellie can't sing. At least not like the others.

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll miss Bucky :(
I have no reason to watch AI now.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Nat said...

yea im in shock too. i dont see how kellie keeps avoiding being in the bottom 3. She completely murdered "Bohemian Rhapsody". It was ok at the beginning but when the rock really started, i was like "oh no...she murdalized this song". lol
i cant stand her. and i too, was amazed that she even knew the word "terminology" and yet she cant say salmon and doesnt know what calamari is.

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Elliot's #1 Fan said...

I would like to know why Elliot has been in the bottom three for the last two weeks. He has one of the best voices. In my opinion, it should have been that little pretty boy Ace that got kicked off. And to comment on why Kellie is still around...everyone apparently loves dumb blondes...Just look at Jessica Simpson and how popular she became for being stupid on newlyweds...It seems as though Pickler is AI's Jessica Simpson, even though she sounds no where near as good as Ms. Simpson. Oh well, ELLIOT RULES!!! PEOPLE PLEASE VOTE FOR HIM !!!

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Elliot's #1 Fan said...

I would like to know why Elliot has been in the bottom three for the last two weeks. He has one of the best voices. In my opinion, it should have been that little pretty boy Ace that got kicked off. And to comment on why Kellie is still around...everyone apparently loves dumb blondes...Just look at Jessica Simpson and how popular she became for being stupid on newlyweds...It seems as though Pickler is AI's Jessica Simpson, even though she sounds no where near as good as Ms. Simpson. Oh well, ELLIOT RULES!!! PEOPLE PLEASE VOTE FOR HIM !!!

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bucky should have ever got kicked off for one thing he took Fat Botomed Girls an made it fun to hear!!!......you got ppl like Ace who ruin a song an that dumb Kat girl talkin bout Mcfever plese get over yourself!!! she sucks!!! an a another thing you should be able to change your soing once you chose one!! so she should have got kicked off not Bucky.....Bucky your AWESOME!!! but everyone else move a side an let the winner be named......Chris!!

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Elliot's #1 Fan said...

I agree with you annonymous....The McPhever shit has to go...she isn't that great and the only reason she changed her song was to do a song she felt more comfortable with, because she is too scared to take a risk, which is what she would have done if she would have stuck with her first song. As for Bucky...I agree. He shouldn't have been kicked off, it should have been Ace. Hopefully next week, America will get this shit right and get rid of pretty boy! As for Chris winning, if Elliot doesn't win, I hope Chris does...actually, as long as those two are in the top 2, it really doesn't matter to me who wins.

9:56 AM  

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