Thursday, March 02, 2006

America is Smart!

THE FIVE THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT AMERICA BY WATCHING THE SECOND ELIMINATION EPISODE OF THE IDOL 5


1) America hates sass.



Bye Brenna!


2) America hates untalented blonde hos that try to sing Mariah Carey when they don't have the voice to carry it off.



Bye Heather!


3) America hates non-ginger crooners.



Bye David!


4) America hates bald-headed former boyband members with terrible facial hair.



Bye Sway!

5) America loves bland, blonde, boring girls that sing country songs about Jesus.



Bye Carrie! Now that you've made your obligatory post-Idol appearance...don't come back!




We'll miss you guys!

Well...at least until next week!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's wrong with carrie??? at least she has the guts 2 sing about jesus and takes her faith seriously! u should be ashamed of yourself for saying that.

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed....America DOES love Carrie. She did a wonderful job last night and we all hope she comes back :)

5:00 AM  

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