Thursday, March 09, 2006

America got it right...almost.

THE FIVE THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT AMERICA BY WATCHING THE THIRD ELIMINATION EPISODE OF THE IDOL 5


1) America hates women that eat chitlins.



Bye Kinnik!


2) American hates cute, young, slightly fey teenagers that look like John Mayer.



Bye William!


3) America hates tall female athletes that are imperfect perfectionists.



Bye Ayla!


4) America hates weirdos.



Bye Gedeon!


5) America loves long haired rockers that have a love/hate relationship with conditioner.



Hi Bo! Still hating that god awful song!




See ya later guys! We'll miss you! For a few days at least...

And Ayla? I'll miss you most of all!

2 Comments:

Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...


Your predictions were way off. I was 75% right...a little stunned at the Gideon verdict but not disappointed.

Hope Kevin goes next.

2:01 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

How did Melissa "Freaky Eyes" McGhee outlast Ayla?!

Goes to show that I should have voted...

5:52 AM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home