Monday, January 16, 2006

OH NO Kimberley!

So way back in the day (aka: about a year ago), the Idol 2's very own Kimberley Locke released a third single from her debut album, "One Love."

The single was entitled "Coulda Been" and was actually a totally enjoyable little R & B pop number. I put the song on my iPod's workout mix for a couple of weeks...but eventually it got lost in the shuffle and I'd forgotten all about it...until tonight.


Tonight, I happened upon the video for "Coulda Been."

AND it's an awesome disastrophe of wondrously epic proportions!


So, it is with great pleasure that I present to you...



The video starts off relatively normal with Kimberley singing her song in front of backup dancers and a nicely colored backdrop.



And Kimberley clearly knows how to "act" a song...



And her outfits are very well coordinated with the lovely backgrounds...



But wait a minute...isn't "high school" a line in the song?



Come to think of it...so is "Three's a Crowd!"

No...No...NO! Rule #1 of modern music video-making is no giant words taken from the lyrics of your song in the background...unless you are Diddy!

And Kimberley, you...you are NO Diddy.



So now, Kimberley is attempting to get her grove on.



Oh well, now she's gone...



...because she had to get on her motorcycle?

SERIOUSLY?

We're expected to believe that Clay Aiken's former roommate knows how to ride a motorcycle???



Kimberly Dawn Locke!

Get off of that motorcycle!

RIGHT NOW!


I could go on and on about the many other gloriously misguided bits in this song...but instead I'm just going to point you in the direction of the video link and let you partake in the pleasure (and the pain) as you find out what "coulda been."

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