Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Dude, Where's My Dignity?

Corey Clark is SO sorry about getting into that food fight...that he had to attend the BET awards.



If only he had brought Diana DeNoNo as his date...now THAT is an Idol scandal I could get excited about!

And in other Idol/BET related news...Fantasia still needs a new stylist.



Those boots are "kind of" amazing...and I don't mean that in a good way.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Paula Abdulovich

That Miss Paula Abdul is one busy Renaissance Lady. She's a Singer, Dancer, Reality TV Judge, Choreographer to the Stars, and now...manicure activist.

(Thanks to TDZ for the story)

Monday, June 27, 2005

Corey Clark - A Class Act

BREAKING NEWS

Corey Clark got into a food fight with his manager in Sacramento...ALLEGEDLY.

For the full story, click here.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

America's Next Top Vegetarian

Do you think Carrie Underwood is the "World's Sexiest Vegetarian"???



If so, vote for Carrie at: PETA.org

(Don't tell Carrie...but I'm voting for Fiona Apple.)

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Judgement Day

Carrie "The Country Cyborg" Underwood's single, "Inside Your Heaven," debuted at No. 1 on four charts by Billboard magazine -- the Billboard Hot 100, the Pop 100, singles sales and country singles sales.

Somehow, I'm still unimpressed.

If you care to read the full story, click here.

Friday, June 24, 2005

It's for "Charity"

"Charity" is my least favorite excuse for D-List celebrities to appear on a reality show (see: Baby Hit Me One More Time, Celebrity Charades, etc.).

I prefer to enjoy shows like "Celebrity Mole : Hawaii," in which celebrities keep the damn prize money.

Now...comes a report of "Celebrity Idol," in which musical superstars will compete Idol-style...until one winner is crowned.

What exactly does the winner receive you ask?

$1 million dollars...for "charity."

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Meredith, Star, Elisabeth, Joy, Barbara, and Bo

Idol 4 runner-up, Bo Bice, is co-hosting "The View" this morning.

G-d help him.

And in other Bo news, you can now download Bo's version of "Inside Your Heaven" from the iTunes Music Store, by clicking here.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Pray For The Soul of Bo

BREAKING NEWS

"Please, God, don't let me win this thing." --Bo Bice

In the new issue of "Rolling Stone," Bo Bice announces that he is happy that he didn't win the Idol.

For the full story, click here.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

214 Embarassing Albums...and no mention of DeNoNo

So Stereogum has a genius post encouraging people to confess "the worst/most embarassing CD that you ever bought."

Over 214 people have responded to the bit so far...including myself.

Yes...everyone...I am the proud owner of the official "Sabrina : the Teenage Witch" soundtrack, Mandy Moore's "Coverage," AND a bootleg copy of the "From Justin To Kelly" soundtrack.







Is it wrong that I'm almost proud of this compilation of crap?

It's Raining Bo!

Carrie Underwood is not the only Idol 4 contestant whose dance card is full. Bo Bice (aka: The NEW Clay Aiken) has a packed schedule over these next few months...it's chock full of apperances, interviews, and performances.

Bo will be appearing/performing on the Today Show on June 20th, promoting his rendition of "Inside Your Heaven."

Then...on June 22, he will hang out with that crazy beotch Star Jones on "The View."

AND THEN on July 6, he will be a guest on "The Tonight Show."

Bo will also be featured in the June 17 issue of "Rolling Stone." One intrepid journalist spent a few days with Bo in Alabama, interviewing Bo and members of his band, Sugar Money.

On July 12, the top ten finalists will kick off this year's tour in Sunrise, Florida. The tour will stop at 43 cities over the course of two months, and Bo will have a chance to play for his very own hometown crowd in Birmingham on July 15. It has been reported that unlike the Idol 3 tour...many of these dates have already sold out.

So just to recap...it's a very exciting time for the Bo Buddies!!!

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Nightmare on Idol Street 4 : The Dream Master

Carrie Underwood's brand new single, "Inside Your Heaven," is finally available for download at the iTunes Music Store.

Ugh.

No thanks. I'd rather listen to Diana DeNoNo instead.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Happy to be a Homo

The two gayest Idol contestants ever...Jim Verraros (Idol 1) AND Mikalah Gordon (Idol 4) are going to be performing at Los Angeles Gay Pride this Sunday, alongside such greats as Tiffany and Deborah Gibson.

Hi...I can't remember the last time I was this excited!

Blame Canada!

Now I love Alanis Morissette as much as the next homo, but the Canadians have gone too far this time.

Canadian Idol judge, Farley Flex, has proclaimed that "Canadian Idol" is a much better show than "American Idol." Farley goes on to say that "Canadian Idol is more about finding talented performers, than about discovering a huge commercial star." (For the full story, click here.)

Um...I'm sorry Farley...but did you watch the disastrophe known as "World Idol?"

The Canadian Idol 1 winner, Ryan Malcom...well...he sucked.

Even Will Young kicked his boring Canadian arse.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Great Balls of Kelly!

Kelly is sharing the cover of the new issue of "Teen People" with Kanye West and Hilary Duff's boyfriend!





In the ever-so-informative article, we come to find out that Kelly has only had three boyfriends...over the course of her entire life!

If the rumors are true...then Kelly dated the Guarini...that guy that used to be in Evanescence...and a mysterious boy #3.

I wonder who the mystery man could be...Dunkleman? Kanye West? Clay Aiken???


(Pictures via Just Jared)

Bo is the NEW Clay Aiken!

The new crap "Idol 4 : Showstoppers" CD at BarnesAndNoble.Com...$13.28

A used copy of Ruben Studdard's "Soulful" CD on Amazon Marketplace...$0.50

The fact that Bo Bice is outselling Carrie the Country Cyborg on both Amazon and Barnes & Noble...PRICELESS.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Carrie Underwood is the NEW RuPaul???

Hi...someone went a little crazy with the pancake makeup.



And this time...it wasn't Seacrest.

Weathered Red Lettering = Rock



Bo's pretty face is half in light, half in dark on his first CD-single...because he's a little bit rock and roll...and a little bit easy listening.

Drunk Idol