Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Ryan Seacrest is not a Toy


1) Nadia Turner ("When I Dream" by Mac Davis/Crystal Gayle from 1977) - Nadia's hair manages to get bigger and bigger every week...she's like the Afro-centric version of Cousin It.

2) Bo Bice ("Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd from 1975) - Bo's performance of Free Bird = Not So Hot. Finding out that Bo's real name is Bogart = Priceless.

3) Anwar Robinson ("I'll Never Love This Way Again" by Dionne Warwick from 1979) - Anwar seems super nice...but that also makes him super-boring.

4) Anthony Fedorov ("Everytime You Go Away" by Paul Young/Hall & Oates from 1985) - I don't know what was worse Hall & Oates' bad plastic surgery or Anthony's Euro-oke performance. [Eurotrash x Karaoke = Euro-oke]

5) Vonzell Solomon ("Let's Hear It For The Boy" by Denise Williams from 1984) - I am continuing to LOVE the Vonzell. I'm loving everything about the Vonzell...especially the fact that she wore an acid washed jean skirt to perform a song from "Footloose."

6) Scott Savol ("She's Gone" by Hall & Oates from 1976) - Well...at least he shaved off the child molester mustache.

7) Carrie Underwood ("Love is a Battlefield" by Pat Benatar from 1983) - Carrie Underwood is many things: A talented country singer. A cute and charming blonde. And an adorable American Idol 4 front-runner. However, Carrie Underwood is not and never will be a rocker (even the American Idol version of a rocker). So...despite her valiant attempt to showcase her killer pipes, Carrie's wannabe rock bit felt about as authentic as that time that Britney Spears attempted to "rock out" to the Rolling Stones.

8) Constantine Maroulis ("Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen from 1975) - Hey Constantine...I'm sorry to bother you, but I have to ask...do you really think you have the pipes and presence to pull off "Bohemian Rhapsody"? Really Constantine? REALLY? REALLY????


Not to sound like a broken record, but...Vonzell, Vonzell, Vonzell.


Nadia Turner, Scott Savol, Anwar Robinson


Anonymous Anonymous said...


I don't know man, I thought Constantine had the best performance of the night. He's definately not the best vocalist in the competition,though I confess to like his style, but he and Bo are the best performers by a mile. About 20 seconds in he had the entire studio audience on their feet cheering...he's definately got what it takes for a top 3 finish.

My prediction-Bo,Carrie,Constantine in the top 3.

8:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is it with Scott??? He should have been out LONG ago!! He has NO appeal, sings off key, & always appears to have a BLAH personality....definitely not a show/stage person!! I swear, these votes are rigged somehow. Some great voices & performers have been let go, yet that Scott remains....UGH!!!! With what's going on with this voting, I'm getting disgusted and to the point of not wanting to watch it any longer! The judges need to take control...they are the experts in the field, NOT the public. The Judges should have 2/3 of the vote, and the public 1/3. It's time for a change FOX!!!!! Time to get with the program!!

9:57 PM  

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