Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Club Idol


1) Constantine Maroulis ("Nights on Broadway" by the Bee Gees from 1975) - Just like female celebrities' fascination with Ugg Boots, Constantine's Idol appeal continues to remain a total mystery to me.

2) Carrie Underwood ("MacArthur Park" by Donna Summer from 1978) - Big Hair. Big Voice. Big Final Note. Although I enjoyed the Underwood's performance for the first time in weeks, I still feel like Carrie is holding back...waiting for that moment when Ryan announces that it's FINALLY Country and Western night.

3) Scott Savol ("Everlasting Love" by Carl Carlton from 1974) - How is this baby mama beater STILL in the competition? He's not cute. He's not talented. AND he's about as charming as Brian Dunkleman on a BAD day.

4) Anthony Fedorov ("Don't Take Away the Music" by Tavares from 1976) - Anthony is like that guy that your friend has been dating for a couple of months that you really want to like, but for some reason you just can't muster up any enthusiasm for him. He's more of a cute pet than a REAL boyfriend. OR if you want to take it back to the real topic at hand, he is the guy that sticks around the Idol for weeks after you know that he is NEVER going to make it to the Final Two (this phenomenon is also known as "the RJ Helton factor").

5) Vonzell Solomon ("I'm Every Woman" by Chaka Khan from 1978) - Not my favorite Vonzell performance, but I'm still loving the Vonzell....although I really wish Vonzell would lay off the Whitney songs.

6) Anwar Robinson ("September" by Earth Wind and Fire from 1978) - Somehow...Anwar managed to make one of my favorite 70s songs into the lamest song I've ever heard.

7) Bo Bice ("Vehicle" by the Ides of March from 1970) - Bo's performance sounded like one of those mash-ups that are always circulating around various hipster blogs, where vocals from one song are pulled out and put up against a totally different tune (por ejemplo: "Smells Like Teen Booty," which takes us to a magical fantasy land where Kurt, Dave, Kelly, and Beyonce are all members of the SAME band).


For the first time in weeks...Bo, Bo, Bo...with a little Vonzell thrown in for good measure.


Anwar Robinson, Anthony Fedorov, Scott Savol


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