Wednesday, March 09, 2005

The Top 12 of the Idol 4 -- REVEALED!

So after yet another tedious half-hour, we finally got to see who we have to listen to for the next eleven weeks (maybe more, if Dr. House and his team of trusty residents can come up with a dangerous, but brilliant idea during their next dry-erase board session).

OK, that will be last HOUSE joke of the season. Pinkie Swear.


So here they are...

THE TOP TWELVE OF THE IDOL 4



1) Carrie Underwood - Duh.

2) Nadia Turner - Of course.

3) Vonzell Solomon - That makes me feel all warm on the inside.

4) Lindsay Cardinale - Um...whatever you say Ryan.

5) Jessica Sierra - Thank G-d.

6) Mikalah Gordon - Well...at least it's not Janay or that boring Las Vegas showgirl.

7) Anthony Fedorov - Tween girls LOVE a boy with a trach scar.

8) Mario Vazquez - What a shocker! A mildly talented cute boy makes it to the top twelve!

9) Anwar Robinson - Boring!

10) Bo Bice - Awesome.

11) Constantine Maroulis - Not so Awesome.

(btw, Constantine...were you wearing that Justin Guarini shirt under your leather jacket for me? Pandering with the Guarini may work for the rest of America, but it doesn't work for judge jru. I still think you are about as appealing as Paris Hilton's vagina.)

12) Scott Savol - How dare you take Nikko Smith's place! You best watch your back. His real nickname ain't "OJ" for nothing.


JUDGE JRU PREDICTS : THE RESULTS SHOW

jru's predictions of the bottom four: Janay Castine, Amanda Avila, Travis Tucker, and Scott Savol

the real bottom four: Janay Castine, Amanda Avila, Travis Tucker, and Nikko Smith


Three out of four. Now that's not too shabby.

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