Tuesday, March 08, 2005

The Age of Aquarius II : The Wrath of Cowell

THE TOP EIGHT LADIES OF THE IDOL 4

1) Amanda Avila (Gemini) - Apparently, Wild Shania Twains CAN be broken.

2) Janay Castine (Libra) - Janay has only been on the Idol for a few weeks and she already looks like Whitney...the later years. Didn't anyone tell you, Janay? Crack is whack.

And while we are on the topic of Janay...exactly what "Janay Castine fan base" was Miss Paula referring to? The same one that voted AJ Gil, Charles Grigsby, and Matt Rogers through?

3) Carrie Underwood (Pisces) - I want to LOVE Carrie. Really, I do. But truth be told...I am kinda underwhelmed by the Underwood.

4) Vonzell Solomon (Pisces) - When I saw the bejeweled cowboy hat and denim shrug, I was worried that my Vonzell was going to fall flat on her country ass...but she brought it and all was right in the world.

5) Nadia Turner (Capricorn) - Fan of the lady. Not a fan of the tutu.

6) Lindsey Cardinale (Aquarius) - Eh.

7) Mikalah Gordon (Capricorn) - Somehow...Somewhere...Someday...Mikalah will be out on the Florida casino circuit performing in her very own one woman show, entitled "Mikalah with a K." Trust me. The gays and the old people are gonna love it.

8) Jessica Sierra (Scorpio) - If Kimberly Caldwell was talented, she would be Jessica Sierra.


JRU PREDICTS THE BOTTOM TWO

Amanda Avila and Janay Castine??? Pretty Please!!!

(Although if Lindsey Cardinale got kicked off I wouldn't object.)

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