Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Four Rooms

So tonight was the suspenseful "room" episode of the Idol 4.

It was all very exciting. And by very exciting, I mean not at all.

Even my 69 year-old father knew that Carrie Underwood and Anthony Fedorov were going to make it to the next round of the Idol. Sticking them in two seperate rooms turned tonight's episode into the most boring hour of reality TV since that Vecepia woman won Survivor 4.

Beyond Carrie and Anthony, I can't really remember anyone else in this year's crop of wannabes...so here is my crib sheet for a few of the other 42 contestants that are still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Idol:
  • Mikalah Gordon--The brassy 16 year-old that wants to buy her mom a pair of fake boobies
  • Scott Savol--The White Ruben Studdard
  • Lindsey Cardinale--Julia DeMato, Version 2.0
  • Jaclyn Crum--The girl with the sick mom that cries a lot
  • Mario Vasquez--The cute Latino mama's boy
  • Matthew Kester--The boy with the bejewled booger and frosted tips
  • Vonzell--The Sassy Postwoman
  • Anwar--The guy with the dreds that are a little on the long side
  • Tammy Wynette Nash--The Latoya-London-a-like with the best first/middle name combo ever
  • and of course, Constantine--The actor that ditched his band to try and become the next Justin Guarini

There are others in the top 44 that might eventually stand out...but my guess is that one of these twelve will end up winning the Idol 4.

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